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NAME'S RORSCHACH. DON'T CALL ME ANY OTHER NAME. DON'T LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, WASTE OF TIME. SPEND FREE TIME IN ALLEYS, BARS, AND CLUBS. AVENGING CRIME IS CONSTANT. SCUM MUST BE APPREHENDED. DON'T LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, THE COLOR YELLOW, OR ANY OTHER COLORS BESIDES BLACK AND WHITE. ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS ME IS DANIEL DREIBERG. WILL PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS, DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL HIM A "DORK." TEENAGERS ARE FILTHY, PATHETIC, HISTRIONIC KIDS CRYING WITHOUT A PUS-OOZING NIPPLE TO SUCKLE ON. CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE SCHOOL, IT IS AN ABATTOIR OF RETARDED CHILDREN.


Tell the Truth


Here we go -
how old are you?
17.

What school do you go to? DON'T NEED SCHOOL. STATE-FUNDED SCUM PERPETUATING THEIR FALSE MORAL CONCEPTS ONTO THE RIPE, SPLIT-OPEN BRAINS ROTTING WITH THE DECAY OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA BELONGING TO THEIR DAZED PUPILS.

did you ever "run away" when you were little?
NO, NO PLACE TO RUN. STREETS FILLED WITH SEWAGE AND HIV.

how far did you get?
NO WHERE. NO PLACE TO HIDE. HIDING IS FOR WEAK.

do you pick your nose while driving? dont lie!!!
DON'T DRIVE. STALK.

your choice: brand new car w/ no payments or brand new house w/ no payments?
DON'T NEED CAR. DON'T NEED HOUSE. HAVE DANIEL'S HOUSE.

when you put on your socks, do you put them on in a certain order?
SOCKS NOT IMPORTANT. RIGHT FIRST.

name a childhood fear that still bothers you from time to time:
*TWITCHES* LOSING MY DOG...?

mcain, obama or clinton?
NONE. MCCAIN FAT BLOATED SPOILED LYING SCUM. OBAMA LIBERAL PANSY INTELLECTUAL WITH SUPERIORITY COMPLEX (LIKE VEIDT.) CLINTON WHORE.

would you sell your soul to the devil if you could have everything you wanted for the rest of your life?
NO NEED FOR SOUL, HAVE BODY RIGHT HERE. DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT TO.

relationship issues, keep it to yourself or tell everyone you know?
KEEP IN JOURNAL, ESPECIALLY WHEN DANIEL DOESN'T RESTOCK SUGAR CUBES. NEED FOR ENERGY.

do you really know who you are yet?
YES. RORSCHACH.

do you lie for a friend or tell the truth to keep your credibility?
ALWAYS TELL TRUTH. NEVER COMPROMISE. NEVER LIE.

how many questions did you really answer honestly?
ALL OF THEM. STUPID QUESTION.

[Oh, goodness. This is a crackfic! rp journal maintained by sociologies. Please don't kill me, Alan Moore.]